Following Molly's Update

Here's my vacation update in super exciting Jersey.
Apparently, this joke blog has also become something of a normal blog update about our days (I can handle that!).


Things that are cool in New Jersey:
1) Homemade food (provided by my mom)
2) Pronouncing "fragile" like "Brazil" (provided by my mom)
3) Thinking that R&B stands for Rock & Ballade (provided by my mom)
4) Racist jokes toward my mom (all me)
5) Using the word "orientals" to describe Asians (provided by my mom)


Things that suck about New Jersey:
1) Everything else
2) Not Rachel
3) Tam.
4) Not Tam's jokes about Alex.



Awesome dreams I've had:
1) We had a hyena party at my mansion (made entirely out of magic). Alex would not stop jumping on the bed, so Jon threatened to let the dogs loose on him.

Jon let the dogs loose on him.

Justin was drunk and flirting with Molly (who, in this dream, took on the form of Whoopi Goldberg).
Ren's tattoos started flying away from her body and she made an "urrgghh!!" sound because she just wasted money on tattoos that flew away.... AGAIN.


2) I was in a pokemon battle and I had two pokemon named Fat Man and Little Boy.



We better keep up the jokes.
Otherwise I'm going to start vlogging about my days.



XOXO,
Emiko