British. Porn.

Your eyes do not deceive you! I have been gathering and watching a hell of a lot of 1970s-and-earlier porn lately for a media production project (or is this just a cover for my ratlike hoarding of sexy movies in order to feed a debilitating addiction?). The most positively classic porno I have found so far is a British one from the 70's, so high-class it goes without so much as a title. However, the company which produced it is called "Sexangle". It's logo is a triangle with a naked lady's legs incorporated. Like I said, high-class!
Perhaps you have seen Family Guy's parody of British porn. This is funny because it seems true. You will laugh even harder to know that IT IS TRUE! The people in this movie have voices that could kill the hardest of hard-ons and dry the wettest of vulvas. You know i'm only posting about this because.....I have sound clips!

I'm not even going to go into the music, especially in the second clip. But do you see what I mean with the voices? It sounds like they're making plans for a droll daytrip or discussing how they'll divy up the work on their upcoming business trip. I don't know, maybe the idea of a firm schedule of events is hot in England? One more thing I want to show you before I go is the ending screen:Until next time, smoking penis!