Super Shlorp

INT. CLARK KENT'S LIVING ROOM - DAY

Superman, in Clark's clothes, sits in the living room. Beat.

SUPERMAN (V.O.)

I wonder if I could suck my own dick. I am Superman after all.

Beat.

SUPERMAN (V.O.)

I probably can.

Beat. Superman lies down to take a nap.

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