Jon is still here. I went to Panera and tried to get him to give me free soup yesterday.
I got no free soup.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if sometime next year we saw a horrific scarecrow of a figure glaring into the window, only to breathe a sigh of relief as we recognize him as Jon.
It's simple, Justin: The combined radioactive energies of Molly and Jon fused to form a two-headed ultra-stylish socialist monster, with rudeass book smarts and the alcohol tolerance of Rasputin. Two heads, yes, but only one set of hands, so they have to share the Hyena email account. They/it are/is very fun at parties.
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Jon is still here. I went to Panera and tried to get him to give me free soup yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI got no free soup.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if sometime next year we saw a horrific scarecrow of a figure glaring into the window, only to breathe a sigh of relief as we recognize him as Jon.
I laughed at this until I started crying.
ReplyDeleteI cried until I began laughing once more.
I think I might be period-ing.
Regardless, this is fucking hilarious.
Garagle! Foiled again.
ReplyDeleteThat was me.
Molly.
I'm Molly.
Hello.
You are so not Molly.
ReplyDeleteI'm confused
ReplyDeleteIt's simple, Justin: The combined radioactive energies of Molly and Jon fused to form a two-headed ultra-stylish socialist monster, with rudeass book smarts and the alcohol tolerance of Rasputin. Two heads, yes, but only one set of hands, so they have to share the Hyena email account. They/it are/is very fun at parties.
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