Excised Pun Dinosaurs

Pterofractal

Tea-Rex

T-Mex

Hairodactyl

Bonersaurus (drawn! But alas, Charollete Bronte's head is over the tip! As the tip is the most sensitive part, its feeling were very much hurt, and it weeped deep into the night.)

Communism!

Fun with Paintbrush (a fond farewell to terbush)

Jon is a Blockhead. Molly is surprised.

Jon is a Luddite. Molly is in it for the fashion.

 

  

Jon is not amused. Molly is irrelevant.

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So I was in the bathroom today, thinking about Jon (not erotically asphyxiating myself) and I was so overcome (come) with emotion that I slipped and hit my chin. I promptly had a vision of the flux capacitor. Then I went to the hospital and got stitches. Then I continued to think about Jon and how much I will miss him.

Dinosaur Porn (or, Tea-Bag Rex)

No one should be greeted by a photo of dinosaurs humping.

Unless you are entering into a dinosaur threesome, and you are in fact a dinosaur.

This text is meant to protect you from the horrors to come.

But isn't pictoral pornography the game of the boor? Let me instead tittilate you with steamy tales of dinosaur affection. Shall we begin?

She enters the clearing, the blood of the mighty stegosaurus swarmed about her face. KRAWWW!, she screams sensually, her heaving scaly tail swinging about, her leathery eyelids seductively open all the way to reveal a delectable dead reptilian eye. Paul wasn't ready for this. After all, he was just a young virgin Pizzasaurus Boy who never knew delivering this freshly killed carcass would get him to sleep with the hottest ODILBW (Older Dinosaur I'd Like to Breed With) this side of the Cretacious. Then he remembered that the cretacious is a time period, and not necessarily a landscape, and thus cannot have sides. This thought promptly killed his erection.

The Odilf however was not stopped by this, and begun a striptease for the boy. However, as dinosaurs do not wear clothes, she prompltly commenced the stripping off of her skin, to reveal the blood and muscles underneath. It trickled through her, her throbbing veins, her small intestine, inviting the young pizzasaurus to enter the mighty realm of vaginal dinosaur intercourse! 'KRAWW', she cried, more invitingly than before.

TO BE CONTINUED!

I hope you got off to that. Because there will someday maybe possibly be MORE TO COME!!!

Including 

-- The Ice Age! Is that at all arousing? The Ice Age?

-- Dinosaurs using hapless cavemen as anal beads

-- Raaaar! Raaaar! Raaar!

Tyrannosaurus Sex

one of these has one more bone than the other