Tea-Rex
T-Mex
Hairodactyl
Bonersaurus (drawn! But alas, Charollete Bronte's head is over the tip! As the tip is the most sensitive part, its feeling were very much hurt, and it weeped deep into the night.)
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Showing posts with label hy times. Show all posts
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Deleted Bits: Alternate Plague Write-Up
I co wrote this with Hana, but we both decided to discard it because it just wasn't shaping up to be, how do you call it, not anti-semmetic. As both a Jew and a mouse I kind found the subject to be in the spectrum of: meh! The idea was that the anti-semites who blames the Jews for the plague, and the scientists who blame the rats were BOTH right, as the plague was caused by Jewish rats. Here it is:
Although the origins of the plague remain uncertain to this day, there are two schools of thinking for it: that the plague was caused by rats and that the plague was caused by the Jews. The asnwer, like all rat related material, lies somewhere in the perilous middle. In fact it was Jewish Rats, scientific name ‘Rattus Judacus’ who caused the plague. Literally, Jewish Rats. Rats who did not believe in Jesus, or even his rat counterpart Cheesus, and use the Torah, which to them was called the Torat. On an unrelated note, Rats aslo eat Mottzerella Ball Soup, have Rat Mitzvahs, and congratulate each other with a cry of ‘Mousel Tov’. But that’s unrelated note.
Led by an unrepentant yet religious leader, Feivel Mouseckewitz, the Mice of Jerusalm came West to Eastern Europe to escape many anti-semmetic (or should I say SeMOUSEic) cats, Egyptians and Hurricanes, but found them hailed by the anti-semmetic cry of ‘Eeeeek! A Mouse!’ The Mice of Jerusalem (or should I say JEWrusalem. No, I guess that’s kind of self-explanatory) have decided to fight against the Human Gentile Menace, which to them was called SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK! They came here to find jobs, but only two jobs were available to rats of the Hebrew faith, Hollywood Producer and plague spreaders, but with film not to be invented for another 500 years, they took up the job of the plague spreader.
Actually I really like part of this. Hopefully someday, someone will look at this and go: 'Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck...le!'
Deleted Bit: Who's on Steroids?
This is a bit deleted from Hy Times, the modern times section. I think it was deleted for space, but one can never be sure. I assume it was deleted because it was far too funny (which is why most of my stuff gets edited I assume.)
Its a good, short little bit. Here it is:
Abbott: Who’s on steroids?
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on steroids, What's on HGH, I Don't Know's shamed all of Major League baseball!.
Costello: What shamed all of major league baseball?!
Abbot: No, what’s on HGH!
Costello: Fine, I don’t care about any of that. We have to move forward. Who’s batting first?
Abbot: No! Who can’t bat! He’s talking to house subcongressional commitee tomorrow regarding his constant steroid abuse!
Costello: Who’s talking to the subcongressional comitee!?
Abbot: That’s right who!
Costello: G’ohhhhh!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Welcome Actual Readers
Hello chuckle loving masses, we are glad to have received you, your laugh organs, no doubt all wrinkled and shivering from the chuckles you've received from dangerous exposure to the Greatest Educational Document produced by man, 'Hy Times'.
On our blog, you will see everything from horrific outtakes, to musings, to the 'craft of the month' (courtesy of Hana). This is like, you know when you finish a bowl of cereal, and you look in, and you see a portal to a universe filled with constantly refilling, hyperlinked and properly formatted cereal bowls? Well this is something like that.
Here are a couple of my personal favorite entries:
And this fluff Berkley Beacon article from Ages Past! (Not an Entry, but Sorta Cool, in a weird way)
Anything I missed? Comment on the post and I'll add it. In anywhoo, welcome one and all. Your comments are appreciated here, and any mention of comic books will result in a wacky argument with this blog's 'beloved' nerd members. Except for the mysterious entity known as 'Chopper Dave', the blogs tend to be signed by the writer in the tags. And remember. Throughout it all, chuckles live on and on. AND ON.
And, by the by, I just want to congratulate Hyena on getting its first Evvy nomination for Hy Times. Although we rub our chins in thought at what to do now, we will simply quote Abraham Lincoln from his speech at Gettysburg: 'WOOOOOOOOO!'
P.S.: There was a 9/11 Entry by Molly Coombs in Hy Times deemed TOO OFFENSIVE to print on paper, and we've decided that only the more resilient format of the INTERNET could handle it.
Let's hope to see it on here soon.
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