Showing posts with label meta. Show all posts
Showing posts with label meta. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Welcome Actual Readers

Hello chuckle loving masses, we are glad to have received you, your laugh organs, no doubt all wrinkled and shivering from the chuckles you've received from dangerous exposure to the Greatest Educational Document produced by man, 'Hy Times'.

On our blog, you will see everything from horrific outtakes, to musings, to the 'craft of the month' (courtesy of Hana). This is like, you know when you finish a bowl of cereal, and you look in, and you see a portal to a universe filled with constantly refilling, hyperlinked and properly formatted cereal bowls? Well this is something like that. 

Here are a couple of my personal favorite entries:


Anything I missed? Comment on the post and I'll add it. In anywhoo, welcome one and all. Your comments are appreciated here, and any mention of comic books will result in a wacky argument with this blog's 'beloved' nerd members. Except for the mysterious entity known as 'Chopper Dave', the blogs tend to be signed by the writer in the tags. And remember. Throughout it all, chuckles live on and on. AND ON.

And, by the by, I just want to congratulate Hyena on getting its first Evvy nomination for Hy Times. Although we rub our chins in thought at what to do now, we will simply quote Abraham Lincoln from his speech at Gettysburg: 'WOOOOOOOOO!'

P.S.: There was a 9/11 Entry by Molly Coombs in Hy Times deemed TOO OFFENSIVE to print on paper, and we've decided that only the more resilient format of the INTERNET could handle it. 

Let's hope to see it on here soon.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Comedy or Hatred?

I'd have to say, without a shadow of a doubt, this is one of my favorite Hyena related anythings.
Screw Hylights! Screw Hy Times! Screw 'You Gonna be Suckin' Dick Tonight!' This is where its at!


Well!? Which is it!?

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Monkey Jokes?

Hyenerds! We have come to a time of Crisis! Each of our entries seems to be somehow dick/grundle/boob/poop based! These are all wonderful topics, but we must reorganize!

Hyenerds, I suggest a forum.
Give us Monkey Jokes?

I'll start. This one is an old favorite. 'OOK-OOK-AHHH!'

Get it? Because world leaders can be power hungry.

Hyenerds! let loose!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Dick Jokes for Justice is Born!

In order to get his parents to get together, Marty McFly must go back to the far off time of 2008 and, to get his parents to kiss, he writes a romantic blog entry. 

Upon seeing this sight, a local picked up the payphone and gave a call to his cousin. 'Hyena! Hyena! Its me Ronnie! Ronnie Comedy-Magazine! You know that new 21st century technique of world wide communcation you were looking for!? Well listen to this!'

Ronnie Comedy Magazine then put the phone up to Marty McFly's typing. Hearing nothing but clicking, Hyena Comedy Magazine promptly went back to mastrubating to its own reflection.

And that's how Dick Jokes for Justice was Born.