How to See Titties Everywhere - A Hyena Craft

Hey now, boys and girls! Crappo the Clown here, with a fun Hyena Magazine "Craft 'O The Month" to keep your obnoxious traps quiet for two hours! Today's craft will allow you to see tittilating titties wherever your eye may roam, from at preschool to your very own home!

Materials:
Empty toilet paper tube
Eyes

Instructions:
1. Put the paper towel tube up to your eye.
2. Stand directly in front of a circular object. This can be a wall sconce, the sun, an actual boob, your father, etc.
3. Look through the tube, centering the object evenly from all sides of the tube. You've got yourself a tittie right there!

How Does It Work?
The basic structure of a boob looks like this:
So when you are putting the tube up to your eye, you are creating the outer-rim of the boob, or what jug experts call the "soft perimeter". The circular object you are looking at is the areola, or "hard perimeter". It's as simple as that! Except you didn't think of it, old Crappo did.