Saturday, December 19, 2009

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Fishing for Fisher

If we ever do pursue that super-awesome idea of having a launch party/stand-up/reading shindig for one of our publications, we should combine it with the other awesome idea of that revolves around Scott Fisher asking the student body crazy things about via a facebook group. My idea was that we could do the article about something funny and then later host the launch party/comedy night even and call it "Should Scott Fisher Poop on a Pigeon? Come and and Voice your Opinion!"
and Scott should host or something. And then all the posters would be pictures of scott photoshopped with pigeons. Here is an example:

I don't know if this is a valid idea or if it's even slightly funny, but whatever it is I am going to continue creating pictures of Scott Fisher in compromising positions with pigeons and posting them here. If you don't like it you can suck it.



Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Craft of the Month: November!

Hey there kiddlins! It's your old pal Crappo back from rehab with a brand new lease on life. This month I will be taking Step 1 and apologizing to you for all the horrible things I did during my time of darkness...WITH A CRAFT!

Did you ever wish you could eat your Cocoa Sugar Smacky Puffs Cereal Product out of something other than a boring old bowl? What about something like the bottom of someone's skull?!

Human skull, dead and de-eyeballed (available at ethnic supermarkets)
Carrot peeler
Electronic mixer
Fine-grit sandpaper

1. Flay the skin from the bone. For this you may use a "chop and peel" technique, or simply scrape it away layer by layer with the carrot peeler.
2. Remove the excess bone. Using the cleaver, chop the skull off just above the eye sockets. Some may wish to keep the face bones for dramatic effect. If this is the case, use the brainstem hole as a starting point to slowly sand away an opening large enough for your mixer.
3. Use the electronic mixer to liquefy the brains. You may want to get a parent to help you with this part. The brain slurry can be used as a fertilizer for your butterfly garden or as a base for delicious gravy.
4. Sand the skull's surface smooth. Make sure to wash it thoroughly when you are done to remove all the bone dust.
5. Go to jail for 40 years.
6. When you get out on good behavior, pour yourself a bowl of your favorite sugary corn cereal and settle in for a Flintstones-filled Saturday morning while your mother cries silently in the background!

Stay tuned for old Crappo's next craft, and DARE to resist drugs and alcohol!