Showing posts with label penis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label penis. Show all posts

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Excised Pun Dinosaurs

Pterofractal
Tea-Rex
T-Mex
Hairodactyl
Bonersaurus (drawn! But alas, Charollete Bronte's head is over the tip! As the tip is the most sensitive part, its feeling were very much hurt, and it weeped deep into the night.)

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Fun with Paintbrush (a fond farewell to terbush)















Jon is a Blockhead. Molly is surprised.














Jon is a Luddite. Molly is in it for the fashion.
 
  

















Jon is not amused. Molly is irrelevant.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

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So I was in the bathroom today, thinking about Jon (not erotically asphyxiating myself) and I was so overcome (come) with emotion that I slipped and hit my chin. I promptly had a vision of the flux capacitor. Then I went to the hospital and got stitches. Then I continued to think about Jon and how much I will miss him.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Tyrannosaurus Sex

one of these has one more bone than the other

Thursday, March 19, 2009

What I Learned at Hyena Comedy

The Simpsons did it.

The best kind of gay sex involves running, yelling, and penis collisions.

The Onion did it.

Sounding is the new Rubinton.

In the future poop will poop people (or, poop will people people).

A 1970's Stretch Armstrong is worth exactly as much as Hyena Comedy (decide which one is more entertaining).

Jon had a black penis inside him last week (in his penis).

A several knives in a severed penis is better than one knife in your penis.

Washington Monument not actually a penis.

Penis.