Taft was a pimp

Barber Shop Quartets.

That is all.

Furry Dicks!

But without the dicks.

I'm editing this post to be more dick-friendly.

Also, here's a monkey jokey:



Q: What did the monkey say to the researcher?








A: I'm going apes for a cure for AIDS!






Here are some adoooorable fuzzy animals!

Mmmm!

Emiko

Monkey Jokes?

Hyenerds! We have come to a time of Crisis! Each of our entries seems to be somehow dick/grundle/boob/poop based! These are all wonderful topics, but we must reorganize!

Hyenerds, I suggest a forum.

Give us Monkey Jokes?

I'll start. This one is an old favorite. 'OOK-OOK-AHHH!'

Get it? Because world leaders can be power hungry.

Hyenerds! let loose!

What I Learned at Hyena Comedy

The Simpsons did it.

The best kind of gay sex involves running, yelling, and penis collisions.

The Onion did it.

Sounding is the new Rubinton.

In the future poop will poop people (or, poop will people people).

A 1970's Stretch Armstrong is worth exactly as much as Hyena Comedy (decide which one is more entertaining).

Jon had a black penis inside him last week (in his penis).

A several knives in a severed penis is better than one knife in your penis.

Washington Monument not actually a penis.

Penis.

How to See Titties Everywhere - A Hyena Craft

Hey now, boys and girls! Crappo the Clown here, with a fun Hyena Magazine "Craft 'O The Month" to keep your obnoxious traps quiet for two hours! Today's craft will allow you to see tittilating titties wherever your eye may roam, from at preschool to your very own home!

Materials:
Empty toilet paper tube
Eyes

Instructions:
1. Put the paper towel tube up to your eye.
2. Stand directly in front of a circular object. This can be a wall sconce, the sun, an actual boob, your father, etc.
3. Look through the tube, centering the object evenly from all sides of the tube. You've got yourself a tittie right there!

How Does It Work?
The basic structure of a boob looks like this:
So when you are putting the tube up to your eye, you are creating the outer-rim of the boob, or what jug experts call the "soft perimeter". The circular object you are looking at is the areola, or "hard perimeter". It's as simple as that! Except you didn't think of it, old Crappo did.

Horses Own Hollywood

I have an idea for a movie I'm currently developing that I hope to shoot in the near future. We go up the streets of Boston to find a haggard individual holding up a sign. The individual is a horse. The horse is holding up a sign which says 'The End is Neigh'.

I will need 250,000$ in backing to start myself off.

Any takers?