Sunday, March 1, 2009

no iustice just tits (more humor, less grab-ass)

Two men stand in an open field. One man asks the other if he would like to shoot skeet. The other man says yes. One whips out a shotgun, the other whips out his dick. One man loses his eye, the other loses his dick. They laugh heartily. 


A man is on trial for murder. When asked if he pleads innocent or guilty he tells every dick joke he knows. He is swiftly sentenced to death by Vagina Monologue. Justice is served. Refreshments are not.

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