Is this funny?

Here is a skit that makes nobody laugh except me! What do you readers think?

INT. BEDROOM - DAY

This is an 80’s Porn Shoot, complete with shitty jazz music

and the like. Lonely housewife, JAZZMINE, 29, rubs teenage

boy’s PAUL’s, 19, chest. Both are clothed.

PAUL

Wait a second...

Paul looks down at his crotch. Close up on Paul’s face as he

speaks to the audience.

PAUL (CONT’D)

Guys! I have a boner!

A gorilla suit and a bunch of go go dancers come in and

dance.

Paul picks up the phone and dials.

FANCY OFFICIAL

Hello, National Boner Hating

Association! How may I help you?

PAUL

Guys, I have a boner!

FANCY OFFICIAL

Who is this!? How dare you insult

the Boner Hating Association with

this outrageous phone call! Why I

oughta-

Paul slams the phone! He runs over to Jazzmine.

PAUL

I have to put this into my novel!

Paul opens up his moleskin.

PAUL

Protagonist... has... boner. Yes,

yes, this is very insightful.

Ahh... Hmm. Look out Cormac

McCarthy. Hmm. I don’t think the

Road has any boners, yes. No boners

in ‘The Road’.

Paul closes the moleskin. He smiles for a beat. Then his face

grows morbidly serious.

PAUL (CONT’D)

I hate myself so much.

FADE OUT: