Sunday, August 30, 2009

Super Shlorp

INT. CLARK KENT'S LIVING ROOM - DAY

Superman, in Clark's clothes, sits in the living room. Beat.

SUPERMAN (V.O.)
I wonder if I could suck my own dick. I am Superman after all.

Beat.

SUPERMAN (V.O.)
I probably can.

Beat. Superman lies down to take a nap.

OMG PERFECT SKIT
Created by Alex Firer at 10:36 PM
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2 comments:

  1. David KoenigAugust 30, 2009 at 10:53 PM

    Mark Millar version:

    INT. KREMLIN - DAY

    Soviet Superman, in Soviet clothes, sits in the living room. Beat.

    SOVIET SUPERMAN (V.O.)
    I'm a Soviet and I wonder if I could suck my own dick. I am Soviet Superman after all.

    Beat.

    SOVIET SUPERMAN (V.O.)
    I'm a Soviet and I probably can.

    Beat. Soviet Superman lies down to take a nap.

    I SHOULD WRITE COMICS.

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  2. Alex FirerAugust 30, 2009 at 10:57 PM

    OMG WHAT AN ABSOLUTE COMPLETE ANALASYS OF BOTH THE USSR AND DICK SUCKING THROUGH THE PRISM OF SUPERMAN! HAVE AN AWARD!

    [gives award]

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