Saturday, May 16, 2009

Deleted Bit: Who's on Steroids?

This is a bit deleted from Hy Times, the modern times section. I think it was deleted for space, but one can never be sure. I assume it was deleted because it was far too funny (which is why most of my stuff gets edited I assume.)

Its a good, short little bit. Here it is:

Abbott: Who’s on steroids?

Costello: That's what I want to find out.

Abbott: I say Who's on steroids, What's on HGH, I Don't Know's shamed all of Major League baseball!.

Costello: What shamed all of major league baseball?!

Abbot: No, what’s on HGH! 

Costello: Fine, I don’t care about any of that. We have to move forward. Who’s batting first?

Abbot: No! Who can’t bat! He’s talking to house subcongressional commitee tomorrow regarding his constant steroid abuse!

Costello: Who’s talking to the subcongressional comitee!?

Abbot: That’s right who!

Costello: G’ohhhhh!

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