paranoid like freud

Well, since we're sharing weird Hyena-related dreams now, a week or so ago I dreamt a dream in which I was in some sort of hospital room, in bed with a friend of mine while Jon was in the bed next to me trying to make love to a sweet old lady.

Analyze that you failures!

What I Learned at Hyena Comedy

The Simpsons did it.

The best kind of gay sex involves running, yelling, and penis collisions.

The Onion did it.

Sounding is the new Rubinton.

In the future poop will poop people (or, poop will people people).

A 1970's Stretch Armstrong is worth exactly as much as Hyena Comedy (decide which one is more entertaining).

Jon had a black penis inside him last week (in his penis).

A several knives in a severed penis is better than one knife in your penis.

Washington Monument not actually a penis.

Penis.